I have spent over 10 years and 94,000 dollars putting together my mosquito costume. And now am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito. The costume is quite realistic, and I have even added bladders to the nose-thing so I can puncture them with my nose thing. I can be buzzing around you on a hot summer day, and you wouldn’t even recognize me as your son-child; you’d just think “Get away, mosquito.”. From my point of view you would be 3,000 dads because of the way I designed the eyeballs. I might be saying “Dad it’s me! Dad it’s me!”, but you wouldn’t be able to understand my language because of it’s buzzing. I am also into plastics now, and I am making plastic tubes that you can suck liquids through; kinda like my mosquito nose but for different reasons. I hope you’re doing well at camp, see you soon.
It may have been a bad day filled with somewhat saddening news,
but then 6/1/14 Soraka happened. lol wut?